vengaboy: (with the night)
Date "feudal frat boy" Masamune ([personal profile] vengaboy) wrote in [community profile] hotsteamynights2018-12-19 08:03 pm

YEAR OF THE TIGERDRAGON

No matter what language you speak, no matter what country or universe you reside in, a mysterious letter has found its way to you. Those who can read it will recognize it as an ornately scripted Japanese new year's invitation; those who don't might not even know these elaborate squiggles mean anything at all. Either way, when you look up from the neatly folded paper, you're probably nowhere near home anymore.



Where is this?! When is this?! Welcome to Japan as it was kinda, sorta, just shy of the year 1600, esteemed guests! If it somehow feels like it isn't even the right month anymore, that's because local time and date is still on the lunar system. It's fine. New Year's parties are New Year's parties.

And those parties mean alcohol! Music! Dancing! Feasting! Don't be shy! There are a number of attendants in colourful livery nearby, eagerly expecting an influx of new guests. They're all friendly enough, but they don't seem to bear the crest of any particular clan and sharp-eyed visitors may catch the briefest glimpse of a striped fluffy tail or a foxy grin... or is it a trick of the light? If you want nothing to do with any of this, they might pout a little but will send you home without any problem. But if you choose to follow them beyond the gates, get ready for one hell of a night. The only kind of explanation you get for what's going on is that the Takeda and Date clans have set aside their rivalries for a night of PEACE AND PARTY and everyone's invited. What does that mean? Go find out for yourself.

Of course folks from all over have been invited to this thing, but outnumbering the other guests by far are a bunch of rowdy samurai types, some in their armour, many in more formal robes, several proudly bearing banners of red or blue. Nobody appears to have any weapons on them, but if any guest takes that as an opportunity to start some shit they're going to be swarmed in like two seconds, so... maybe don't do that. However! There is plenty of space outside to spar in, if that's your thing! Or you can stay inside and drink, eat, enjoy the music, exchange raunchy stories, be an awkward wallflower, drink some more, witness some weird and kind of horrific family bonding, watch the unique display of gun- and canonfire alongside the fireworks, explore the scenic countryside outside of the compound, listen to some smug asshole in an eyepatch and some kid in red scream really loud at eachother, get playfully bullied into taking part in a ceremony you know nothing about, drain a bottle or two, flirt with famous historical figures, or... whatever you want!

All fandoms, all mediums, AUs, doubles, OCs, etc are all fair play here! Invite your friends! Invite your dog! Go nuts! Just slap a warning up if any threads take a particularly violent or sexy turn. Or both. I ain't judging.

LET'S PARTY!
brosokabe: anthem (show must go on!)

[personal profile] brosokabe 2018-12-24 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ This one doesn't even QUESTION the hows or whats of how he got here. All he sees is a bunch rowdy samurais that remind him of the boys back home in weird get-up and just rolls with it. Honestly mate, he's just here for a laff and that much is promised when he hears a certain girlie professing her love a content distance away. Or, y'know, at least enough to hear what else she spilled out. Also, how convenient he chooses to ignore that ]

YEAH [ hiccup! ] YOU GO GIRLIE!! GO GET YOU [ hiccup! ] SOME OF THAT HOT ACTION!!
standingonmyneck: (phone?)

[personal profile] standingonmyneck 2018-12-24 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh-

[Absolutely not. But before she could object, there was a force of will trailing behind her. What looked like a temporary shy nervousness on the verge of plainly rejecting the wild offer, to the girl who was Not Wild, was now a demand of participation. A few party people saw this opportunity and pushed her to the stage with the dragon.

All with some hoots and hollers from the party people themselves. Encouraging her to go on with it. The girl who was NEVER on stage was now on stage, looking right at the Shirtless Dragon himself. She was a bit bewildered, and not exactly in a negative way.]
powerhittou: (you ask your mom please)

MOMSUKE

[personal profile] powerhittou 2018-12-24 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[HA HA. Fancy seeing Sasuke again like this. Over there, and over there, and... Masamune remembers witnessing the same trick being pulled at the valley a few times, so it doesn't disturb him as much as it could. Even if he knows that with all of the other alternate timeline doppelgangers running around all these 'clones' might be real after all.

The older Kojuro here recognized him, though... One of these older Sasukes has to too, right? He feels obligated to say thanks hello at the very least, and eventually he gives in to that feeling and raises his hand in greeting to the next one to pass by. It's a pretty pathetic attempt, but if he's unnoticed that means he can shrug and say he tried and get on with his life, right?
]
autolatrist: (pic#11625668)

[personal profile] autolatrist 2018-12-24 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hey, what do you know! There's another garbageboy stinkman here who never gets invited to parties! Although in Karamatsu's case, gloominess isn't the problem...

But here he is anyway, (in)apropriately dressed, playing a dangerous balancing act between getting drunk off his ass and playing the part of cool, mysterious loner. At least it's really easy to stick to the shadows when you're actually really shy and nervous around groups of strangers. Not that the Sunglassed Wanderer is that kind of loser or anything!! Just. Just saying. For no reason.

So he's leaning against a wall, pouting sulking frowning like the cool and aloof guy he is, until he notices the tiny creepy puppet raise a cup to him. Whoa! Robot slaves! Nice!
]

Heh. Don't mind if I do.

[He's going to... try to take the cup. He can't tell it's empty with his shades on, okay.]
Edited 2018-12-24 19:11 (UTC)
powerhittou: (we went streaking in the park)

[personal profile] powerhittou 2018-12-24 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Whoa. That girl can really put it away...

Honestly, Masamune's seen enough SHIT that he's not terribly bothered by this girl looking like an actual demon. Maybe it's a little weird, but more concerning than that is the fact that she's going to clean out the entire buffet before he gets anything?! NOT ALLOWED.
]

Hey! Leave some for me! And everyone else, too!

[But most importantly, for him. Whoever made the zundamochi here made it JUST like he makes it at home and that's amazing?? He wants all of it.]
taciturntwilight: Kotaro looking mildly surprised ("???")

I love all of you for this 1/2

[personal profile] taciturntwilight 2018-12-24 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kotaro was about to hop away to observe another part of the party when Tsuruhime starts her yelling followed by whistles and yells from other people. (The yells from the men around her might have done more to make him stop that hers. He's used to hearing Tsuruhime yell in his general direction)

So, this is the Tsuruhime from the same time as him. He fishes for something in his pocket.
]
taciturntwilight: Kotaro holding a sheet of paper ("... ...")

2/2

[personal profile] taciturntwilight 2018-12-24 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Kotaro holds out a piece a paper to her.

...

It's a generic school notice letting her know that the book she wanted in the library is ready for her to check out.
]
alloutoflove: (78)

[personal profile] alloutoflove 2018-12-24 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, then! Excuse me~

[ She very gently scoops him up. Not cradling style (as much as she wants to because look at how cute this serious kitty face is!!), but so that he can set his little paws on her shoulder and look behind her as she walks. It's unfortunate, maybe, that she's not the tallest person at this shindig by far, but at least she is taller than a little cat.

What if there is a one-eyed kitty floating around here? Maybe he'll let her pet him, if she has his friend with her?! Happy holidays to Chisa!! ]
alloutoflove: (126)

[personal profile] alloutoflove 2018-12-24 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Chisa's smile only gets wider as he fusses. Oh no. Oh no, this is cute. She has a soft spot a continent wide for big buff scary-faced men who are so concerned with domestics; how can she not be charmed? She squeezes his hands again, laughing. ]

I sampled a little here and there! But I don't know if I saw any of the mochi you mentioned. If it's something you're proud of, though, I definitely wanna! I'll bet they're fantastic.

[ And while she isn't above flattering for the sake of soothing a nervous host's feelings, she likes Kojuro. He reminds her enough of Juzo that her immediate instinct is to project as much sincerity and encouragement as she can. Even the loyal retainer deserves some support!! ]

If you're not too tired, I'd like it if you helped me find some. Ah, we could catch up while we do! I assume a guy like you keeps plenty busy.

[ Tell her about your one-eyed over the top swordsman, she'll tell you about hers, ]
alloutoflove: (134)

[personal profile] alloutoflove 2018-12-24 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She wants a pet soooooo badly. Sooooooooooooo badly. But she has yet to broach the topic because who knows what mishmash au place she and her people have wound up in before she came to attend this party, and it would not be fair to a pet to subject it to something like that.

But she manages to fix a smile on her face, if slightly bemused, and follows. It's like following a dog... no, no, more like a cat, imperious and demanding... kind of cute... ]


Ehhh, was it supposed to be a contest? Did anyone else know that?
alloutoflove: (38)

[personal profile] alloutoflove 2018-12-24 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Look there is only room for ONE over the top charismatic-but-bonkers one-eyed swordsman in her life. He'll have to be really good at bargaining before whatever magic brought all these guests here whisks them home again.

Not that she actually knows it's a possibility, because frankly, if you said "Date Masamune" to Chisa she would be able to tell you he was 1) a famous warrior and 2) Sendai and 3) maybe some assorted vague trivia facts. It's not like she paid much attention in any history classes before she was scouted for Hope's Peak, and she'd cared even less after. Oops.

What matters now is that she's thinking about his comments and beaming at the idea. ]


Ehhhhh, really? If you do later, I wanna see! Be sure to call for me if you decide to go outside and continue, okay?
akazonae: (pic#12613356)

[personal profile] akazonae 2018-12-24 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That's right, Date-dono. Look, don't touch. ]

Ah, on that I have no doubts! However, I feel it would be impolite to the cooks if I only partook in one certain snack only!
ooeshii: (go home it's over)

[personal profile] ooeshii 2018-12-25 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
I announced it at regular intervals!

[She sounds so huffy. It's not her fault that no one took her challenge seriously. They would take it seriously if she started killing people! But then she'd have no more food or anyone left to toy (play) with, so . . .

So, into the kitchen with them.]


Don't disappoint me, human. We'll see if you live up to your talk. Your entire species is on the line, by the way.
ooeshii: (the only sour cherry)

[personal profile] ooeshii 2018-12-25 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Like hell! She drags herself upright with a growl. The floor is spinning just a little. By oni standards, she's a lightweight and all.]

Ahaha . . . ! Take it up with the fools who invited in one of my kind! You humans can't help but flirt with danger!

[Hiccup.]

Ahhhh, I shouldn't be on the floor . . .

[All at once she seems embarrassed to have been seen like this, and pulls herself back into her seat like a normal-ish person.]
ooeshii: (set it down and lost it)

[personal profile] ooeshii 2018-12-25 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
If you don't want me to eat this, bring me something else just as delicious! Come on, let's see what you're made of!

[HOPE IT'S CANDY!

No, right now she has some ohagi, so the zundamochi is temporarily safe, but it's on the list. It may even be next on the list. Front of the conveyor belt straight into Ibaraki's mouth.]
sixcoinsshort: (Don't you want to make it come true?)

( ಠ_ಠ) ┻━━━┻ 。゚・(>﹏<)・゚。

[personal profile] sixcoinsshort 2018-12-25 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sasuke may be feeling guilty that cosmic forces separated him from his charge and possible scared the poor thing. Gods, he's a homeless nin with no village to back him up. He can't afford to mess up like this. His pay already sucks.

If Benmaru-sama gets lots of dango and sweets, everything will be okay, and maybe this won't get back to the one holding his contract. And maybe Benmaru-sama will stop crying!
]

It will be once I give it to the young master. This is for a good cause, you know!

[ (Older Sasuke is opting to facepalm. He's not old enough to feel as old as he does. Can't he wait until he's Kojuro's age at least?) ]

[personal profile] bossball 2018-12-25 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Aw yeah, listen to that crowd! He shoots Masamune a loose, proud smile that...rapidly withers in the face of the look he gets in return.

And then he starts getting uncanny valley vibes. Brown hair? Even the eye is a different colour...This is clearly not-- OH WAIT HE REMEMBERS YOU, YOU OLD FUCKING GEEZER. Yeah now they're both scowling. Great. Can't they just behave once...
]

...Thought you were Boss Masamune, not the konbini knockoff. Besides, you took the taiko like an asshole; I was making you look decent.
gatescostmoney: icon of Sasuke a little surprised (What kind of story was it telling?)

You better not be trying to drink like Kojuro again, young man

[personal profile] gatescostmoney 2018-12-25 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ This Sasuke wears a rokumonsen of his own. When he finally returned home after cursing out the Junimo and harvest gods for making him build bonds only to have them break and causing them to go "oh shit we messed up with this one", the strung coins hadn't disappeared. The necklace is only visible because he's dressed in a simple green kimono instead of his usual ninja garb. And truthfully, he's a little self conscious of how this outfit shows some of the scarring along his neck, forearms, and hands. Those are his secrets out in the open. However, he's making an honest attempt to simply enjoy the party as a person instead of a ninja... at least now he is. (Stupid Danna giving him a hard time... Why can't he ever win against him? grumble grumble)

He was on his way to get a fresh pot of green tea when a younger Masamune crosses his path and... waves at him? Sasuke stops in his tracks and stares. Why would a Masamune be bothering with him and doing so without obvious distaste?

Unless...
]

... If I mention Bonten or Katako Farm, would you understand what I mean?

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