Call me 'old man' again and I will flog you with this.

['This' being the cool stick he indeed just picked up. Thick enough that it should be able to take a few hits, but not a log, so he can still swing it. Look, I don't care about stick logistics right now. The fact is that he's pointing it at Masamune now, chin jerked back and challenge clear on his face.]

I never got around to getting you to teach me how to play. And I have blades here, if you are still interested--

Did you forget something, my lord? [The stick gets pointed at those pockets. wyd buddy.]